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by Banditplush
Raccoon Plushie
9 hours ago
Bandit: "Kitty, can-"
Me: "No."
Bandit: "But-"
Me: "No."
Bandit: "Why not?"
Me: "Do you honestly expect to be trusted with a chainsaw?"
Bandit: "Why don't you trust me?"
Me: "I can think of several dozen reasons on this blog alone."
Bandit: "You need to stop living in the past."
Me: "That's not what that phrase means!"
Me: "No."
Bandit: "But-"
Me: "No."
Bandit: "Why not?"
Me: "Do you honestly expect to be trusted with a chainsaw?"
Bandit: "Why don't you trust me?"
Me: "I can think of several dozen reasons on this blog alone."
Bandit: "You need to stop living in the past."
Me: "That's not what that phrase means!"
Even if it's a really, really horrible idea.