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Good evening to our most valued staff . As you are aware, due to the recent changes in scheduling that have brought many of you in on nights, our quarterly profits have since seen record breaking returns, far exceeding our and our shareholders expectations! Well done, team!
Due to the breakout success of this initiative, we have decided that in order to continue pushing ourselves to reach new heights, we would continue to innovate on our new work structure. As such, this week, we are testing the newest strategy of limiting bathroom breaks, as our clocking systems note we could be seeing as much as a 17% increase in efficiency if we cut down on the amount of time our employees are spending in the restroom.
We know you can do it! We want to see our company soar to new heights as much as you do and know this is the next step to achieving that goal! Howlin Hugs branded protection will be available for purchase for employees throughout the week of course as our way of helping you reach these milestones! And better yet, should we see this breakthrough we know you can achieve, management is prepared to provide a free small cheese pizza for the entire office to share in, so be sure to work hard!
Failure to comply and show a team bonding spirit will result in termination of contract and black listing of you and all future kin from Howlin Hugs Inc.
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Silly little doodle based off of the freeware game, Werecleaner. Which if you somehow have yet to try, please do, it’s charming beyond belief.
And besides, I’d never up an opportunity to make fun of corporate malarkey, what better excuse is there for pamps in the workplace? ^w^
Just wonder if management made sure to for changing breaks to. Cause if not, you got a loooooooong 8 hours ahead if you, buster TwT
Good evening to our most valued staff . As you are aware, due to the recent changes in scheduling that have brought many of you in on nights, our quarterly profits have since seen record breaking returns, far exceeding our and our shareholders expectations! Well done, team!
Due to the breakout success of this initiative, we have decided that in order to continue pushing ourselves to reach new heights, we would continue to innovate on our new work structure. As such, this week, we are testing the newest strategy of limiting bathroom breaks, as our clocking systems note we could be seeing as much as a 17% increase in efficiency if we cut down on the amount of time our employees are spending in the restroom.
We know you can do it! We want to see our company soar to new heights as much as you do and know this is the next step to achieving that goal! Howlin Hugs branded protection will be available for purchase for employees throughout the week of course as our way of helping you reach these milestones! And better yet, should we see this breakthrough we know you can achieve, management is prepared to provide a free small cheese pizza for the entire office to share in, so be sure to work hard!
Failure to comply and show a team bonding spirit will result in termination of contract and black listing of you and all future kin from Howlin Hugs Inc.
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Silly little doodle based off of the freeware game, Werecleaner. Which if you somehow have yet to try, please do, it’s charming beyond belief.
And besides, I’d never up an opportunity to make fun of corporate malarkey, what better excuse is there for pamps in the workplace? ^w^
Just wonder if management made sure to for changing breaks to. Cause if not, you got a loooooooong 8 hours ahead if you, buster TwT
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LeyenEnyo
~leyenenyo
I've seen videos of this game. This company is clearly evil, and the poor werewolf is just trying to make rent. So what if he was accidently spotted and panic-ate a person or two? It's not his fault that society has such a negative impression of his kind that they'd try to kill him on sight. I mean, just look at the security guard...
JellyFilledFritter
~fluffeon
OP
Exactly! The poor guy’s just doing what he has to in order to make rent. Besides, minimum wage is gonna make anyone wanna eat their coworkers after a while
InterSearcher1431
~intersearcher1431
Damn!!! You gotta be the first to pamper up this guy
JellyFilledFritter
~fluffeon
OP
It is an honor I wear proudly ^w^
