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"Yeah, so, I ordered a vest from you guys last night. When I tried it on it fit snugly, but I've noticed it was shrinking when I wore it. What kind of fabric is it?"
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"Oh, okay. Uh. Can I get a replacement? It's now eight sizes too small for me."
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"How do I know? Well, I measured it yesterday and it was 70 inches in width. And today, I measured it, it was 94..."
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"The vest size? It's 5XL. I know it's meant to not fully cover the torso, but I can barely fit it over my belly."
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"I didn't order pants from you guys, no."
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"Well, yeah, they don't fit me anymore either. Was gonna call the company I ordered them from, too. Do you guys have the same parent company?"
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"Haha... ha.... Okay, yeah, it certainly does seem like that and-"
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"I mean, I guess it feels a little... heftier? It's certainly more full. Last time I felt this full, I was p-"
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"Wait. You're saying I got fatter? This happened yesterday! How?!"
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"Well, can you fix it?"
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"A years worth of exercise? You're telling me that, because I wore your vest, that I now have to exercise and lose weight for over a year to get back to my normal size?"
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"Oh... wow."
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"Uh, n-no. How about just... just send me a size 13XL. I'll... I'll deal with it."
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"No, I won't sign up for the company's weight loss plan."
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"Thank you for your time, goodbye."
"For the love of.... Even when I shake it, it feels like it's swelling outward still! Maybe I should take the vest off.... Huh."
"Why does that make me feel so flustered?"
~~~~~
Art/Story/Chomby (C) Juntarhenogu Me
"...."
"Oh, okay. Uh. Can I get a replacement? It's now eight sizes too small for me."
"..."
"How do I know? Well, I measured it yesterday and it was 70 inches in width. And today, I measured it, it was 94..."
"..."
"The vest size? It's 5XL. I know it's meant to not fully cover the torso, but I can barely fit it over my belly."
"..."
"I didn't order pants from you guys, no."
"..."
"Well, yeah, they don't fit me anymore either. Was gonna call the company I ordered them from, too. Do you guys have the same parent company?"
"..."
"Haha... ha.... Okay, yeah, it certainly does seem like that and-"
"..."
"I mean, I guess it feels a little... heftier? It's certainly more full. Last time I felt this full, I was p-"
"..."
"Wait. You're saying I got fatter? This happened yesterday! How?!"
"..."
"Well, can you fix it?"
"..."
"A years worth of exercise? You're telling me that, because I wore your vest, that I now have to exercise and lose weight for over a year to get back to my normal size?"
"..."
"Oh... wow."
"..."
"Uh, n-no. How about just... just send me a size 13XL. I'll... I'll deal with it."
"..."
"No, I won't sign up for the company's weight loss plan."
"..."
"Thank you for your time, goodbye."
"For the love of.... Even when I shake it, it feels like it's swelling outward still! Maybe I should take the vest off.... Huh."
"Why does that make me feel so flustered?"
~~~~~
Art/Story/Chomby (C)
Juntarhenogu Me
2006
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JovianFelineX4014
~jovianfelinex4014
I wanna hug the tum
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
Same!
JovianFelineX4014
~jovianfelinex4014
can I?
dungeondad
~crispywrites
i would tailor him a special one simply to use that ever expands so he dont ever gotta worrry :D
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
that'd be great! He could perform while really big! :D
Championer
~championer
Poor Chomby getting tricked by a magical vest. But surely the 13XL won't do anything bad right?
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
I'm sure it won't!
Howler_Frostbite
~howlerfrostbite
Eh, don’t worry. I’m sure he’ll grow to love the extra weight.
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
I think he already has. X3
Tebby1988
~tebby1988
i sure he will grow to love it
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
Absolutely!
Lex the Wolgon
~flexiblue
you just need a few more of those~
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
Oh heck.
DuskToDawn-
~dusktodawn-
I love this one,, :3c
Juntarhenogu
~pikminpedia
OP
Good! >:3
Does anyone else find it strange that Chomby is wearing and affected by a vest?
