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Gabriela was at a loss about what to do with Lynn.
The gremlin had shown up out of the blue to find the goblin for their mutual demonic mistress. Then the gremlin had just never left! Or even told Gabriela why Princess Razor Tongue was looking for her!
Gabriela had very pointedly asked whether there wasn't something Lynn was supposed to be doing? Maybe somewhere else? But the gremlin just stared at her blankly.
In the time since Lynn's arrival, she had caused absolute chaos, doing whatever fool thing popped into her head. Every time Gabriela lost track of her, she was causing some new, horrible trouble.
The goblin had taken her eye off the gremlin for just a minute and hours later found that Lynn had wandered down to the kitchen, licked everything, caused three accidental fires, and had given a conniption to old Mrs Bea who supervised meal preparation. By the time Gabriela arrived, the elderly rabbit was very pointedly facing away from Lynn and furiously knitting. While the gremlin sat transfixed in front of a big pile of cutlery that she had dumped on the dirty floor.
Lynn picked up two knives and looked back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in wonderment.
So Gabriela did what had to be done.
She found some busy work for the menace. A seldom-used room in the castle that was just covered in dust.
Then she shoved a feather duster in Lynn’s hand and told her to dust everything.
Good job, Gabriela! she told herself. That should keep her occupied for days.
And for a while, Lynn was occupied. She wasn’t doing a great job but the singular idea of “dust everything” had penetrated her thick brain and became her driving task.
Lynn didn’t why she was at this castle or dressed as a maid but the uncertainties of her life didn’t bother her.
So she dusted. Smacking things with the feather duster until the room was littered with broken items and the feather duster was reduced to just the handle.
“Dusting, dusting~” Lynn chanted to herself.
A distant sort of droning interrupted her reverie and she glanced around until she saw the window. Out the window, in the castle’s garden, a guy, some dude, was waving around some kind of thing and leaves and dirty were just PWOOF blowing away!
Advanced dusting!
Lynn fell out the window to go investigate this marvelous thing.
After borrowing it from the guy dude when he left it unattended, Lynn returned to the very dusty room and blew all the dust (and all the assorted detritus) into one pile. Amazement! Job done whip quick!
Is what Lynn would have thought if she’d had stronger reasoning abilities.
A normal maid would assume being taken to a specific room and told to dust everything would carry with it the implication that everything only referred to the specific room.
But “dust everything” was the main driving thought in Lynn’s brain so she gleefully rushed down the hall with the leaf blower, blowing a cloud of dust in front of her. A cloud of dust that just got bigger and bigger as Lynn covered more ground.
Queen Jasiri was walking the hallways of her castle when she heard an odd, mechanical droning. It sounded like landscaping equipment but coming from inside.
As she paused and looked around in confusion, she happened to spot an odd, little maid with a leaf blower, blowing a huge cloud of dust towards her.
“You silly girl, what are you doing?!” Queen Jasiri demanded.
Then the dust cloud hit her. When she realized what was coming, the queen tried to turn away but… A layer of grime coated her dress, her hair, and her fur. But worst of all… worst of ah-ah-
HHRRAAATCHOOO!!!
Powerful leonine lungs, fit for mighty roars, let out a mighty sneeze.
“Ta da! Dusting!” the maid announced proudly. Lynn had stopped running when she was questioned. She now waited for recognition of what a good job she was doing.
“You little menace!” Jasiri shouted, her eyes watering. She sneezed again, although not as powerfully. “Are you dumber than a box of rocks? Do you have any thoughts in your head at all??”
Lynn did and it was “dust everything.” And the shouty queen was pretty dusty…
The gremlin turned the leaf blower on the dusty queen. It blew her skirt over her head. Jasiri swore and tugged it down and was caught in another dust cloud, leading to more sneezing.
When the queen got herself under control, she glared powerfully at Lynn who grinned back up at her.
“You little demon!” scolded Jasiri, more accurately than she knew. “Do you think this is a game??”
Little… demon… game… Synapses fired and brain cells bonked off of each other. Lynn wasn’t supposed to be at the castle doing an excellent job as a maid! She was supposed to… uh…she’d lost it again but it involved Crown belly Grace! Her good pal target!
Shrieking in excitement, Lynn dropped the leaf blower and ran.
Swearing and dabbing at her stinging eyes and leaky nose, Jasiri swore at the retreating gremlin. “You’re fired! Fired! I’d better not see you in my castle ever again, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the dungeon!”
Although everyone ed the weird, chaotic maid from the brief time she spent at the castle, nobody could find any proof she’d ever been hired. Or even any concrete idea of who she even was.
Even Mrs Gabriela, lady’s maid to the queen, who made a point of knowing everyone, strongly denied having any idea where that weird Lynn came from or had gone.
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This was a fun gift from
Y31 who felt that getting a picture messing with Jasiri was long overdue. He also wanted to include Lynn since she was last seen at the castle. And surely she would cause more havoc than just a spilled soda while she was there?
Lynn is a great character for causing chaos. Because no matter what is going on, she's 101% convinced that she's doing a great job.
If she remained at the castle for too long, Jasiri would definitely dungeon her forever (or until Lynn gnawed through the bars) but luckily for the oblivious Lynn, she's got other stuff to do and stays just long enough to make a big mess and ruin Jasiri's day.
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Lynn the horrible gremlin and Queen Jasiri owned by me
Art by
PupperStar
Gift from Y31
Check out the original posting in Y31's gallery for some alts.
The gremlin had shown up out of the blue to find the goblin for their mutual demonic mistress. Then the gremlin had just never left! Or even told Gabriela why Princess Razor Tongue was looking for her!
Gabriela had very pointedly asked whether there wasn't something Lynn was supposed to be doing? Maybe somewhere else? But the gremlin just stared at her blankly.
In the time since Lynn's arrival, she had caused absolute chaos, doing whatever fool thing popped into her head. Every time Gabriela lost track of her, she was causing some new, horrible trouble.
The goblin had taken her eye off the gremlin for just a minute and hours later found that Lynn had wandered down to the kitchen, licked everything, caused three accidental fires, and had given a conniption to old Mrs Bea who supervised meal preparation. By the time Gabriela arrived, the elderly rabbit was very pointedly facing away from Lynn and furiously knitting. While the gremlin sat transfixed in front of a big pile of cutlery that she had dumped on the dirty floor.
Lynn picked up two knives and looked back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in wonderment.
So Gabriela did what had to be done.
She found some busy work for the menace. A seldom-used room in the castle that was just covered in dust.
Then she shoved a feather duster in Lynn’s hand and told her to dust everything.
Good job, Gabriela! she told herself. That should keep her occupied for days.
And for a while, Lynn was occupied. She wasn’t doing a great job but the singular idea of “dust everything” had penetrated her thick brain and became her driving task.
Lynn didn’t why she was at this castle or dressed as a maid but the uncertainties of her life didn’t bother her.
So she dusted. Smacking things with the feather duster until the room was littered with broken items and the feather duster was reduced to just the handle.
“Dusting, dusting~” Lynn chanted to herself.
A distant sort of droning interrupted her reverie and she glanced around until she saw the window. Out the window, in the castle’s garden, a guy, some dude, was waving around some kind of thing and leaves and dirty were just PWOOF blowing away!
Advanced dusting!
Lynn fell out the window to go investigate this marvelous thing.
After borrowing it from the guy dude when he left it unattended, Lynn returned to the very dusty room and blew all the dust (and all the assorted detritus) into one pile. Amazement! Job done whip quick!
Is what Lynn would have thought if she’d had stronger reasoning abilities.
A normal maid would assume being taken to a specific room and told to dust everything would carry with it the implication that everything only referred to the specific room.
But “dust everything” was the main driving thought in Lynn’s brain so she gleefully rushed down the hall with the leaf blower, blowing a cloud of dust in front of her. A cloud of dust that just got bigger and bigger as Lynn covered more ground.
Queen Jasiri was walking the hallways of her castle when she heard an odd, mechanical droning. It sounded like landscaping equipment but coming from inside.
As she paused and looked around in confusion, she happened to spot an odd, little maid with a leaf blower, blowing a huge cloud of dust towards her.
“You silly girl, what are you doing?!” Queen Jasiri demanded.
Then the dust cloud hit her. When she realized what was coming, the queen tried to turn away but… A layer of grime coated her dress, her hair, and her fur. But worst of all… worst of ah-ah-
HHRRAAATCHOOO!!!
Powerful leonine lungs, fit for mighty roars, let out a mighty sneeze.
“Ta da! Dusting!” the maid announced proudly. Lynn had stopped running when she was questioned. She now waited for recognition of what a good job she was doing.
“You little menace!” Jasiri shouted, her eyes watering. She sneezed again, although not as powerfully. “Are you dumber than a box of rocks? Do you have any thoughts in your head at all??”
Lynn did and it was “dust everything.” And the shouty queen was pretty dusty…
The gremlin turned the leaf blower on the dusty queen. It blew her skirt over her head. Jasiri swore and tugged it down and was caught in another dust cloud, leading to more sneezing.
When the queen got herself under control, she glared powerfully at Lynn who grinned back up at her.
“You little demon!” scolded Jasiri, more accurately than she knew. “Do you think this is a game??”
Little… demon… game… Synapses fired and brain cells bonked off of each other. Lynn wasn’t supposed to be at the castle doing an excellent job as a maid! She was supposed to… uh…she’d lost it again but it involved Crown belly Grace! Her good pal target!
Shrieking in excitement, Lynn dropped the leaf blower and ran.
Swearing and dabbing at her stinging eyes and leaky nose, Jasiri swore at the retreating gremlin. “You’re fired! Fired! I’d better not see you in my castle ever again, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the dungeon!”
Although everyone ed the weird, chaotic maid from the brief time she spent at the castle, nobody could find any proof she’d ever been hired. Or even any concrete idea of who she even was.
Even Mrs Gabriela, lady’s maid to the queen, who made a point of knowing everyone, strongly denied having any idea where that weird Lynn came from or had gone.
---
This was a fun gift from
Y31 who felt that getting a picture messing with Jasiri was long overdue. He also wanted to include Lynn since she was last seen at the castle. And surely she would cause more havoc than just a spilled soda while she was there?Lynn is a great character for causing chaos. Because no matter what is going on, she's 101% convinced that she's doing a great job.
If she remained at the castle for too long, Jasiri would definitely dungeon her forever (or until Lynn gnawed through the bars) but luckily for the oblivious Lynn, she's got other stuff to do and stays just long enough to make a big mess and ruin Jasiri's day.
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Lynn the horrible gremlin and Queen Jasiri owned by me
Art by
PupperStar Gift from
Y31Check out the original posting in Y31's gallery for some alts.
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Definitely looking forward to messing with her again . . .