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Ronnie the gangster pit bull and his girl Jessica the gshep show dog
dogs belong to myself and cornhill12
please do not steal or reuse
dogs belong to myself and cornhill12
please do not steal or reuse
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his gang throw rocky into the dog fighting ring
cub- oh no!
the cage shuts and traps rocky in the cage with some really hungry dogs
he throws holy water over rocky
klaude- and this one hon
he calls for his 4 sons. the meanest street dogs around
here is your combat suit
ronnie- what is that thing?!
Who wants to face him now?
1- hey no fair
2- yeah we don't have iron man suits!
ronnie- HEY GET BACK HERE COWARDS!
They don't look like the same kids who were willing to beat up a police officer
2- yeah arrest him, not us!
*he takes the handcuffs*
2- yeah we didn't do nothing
3- hey take it easy mate
ronnie- MY BUSINESS!!
This dog and his four children need to learn a lesson
and I thought 30 minutes in your ticklish dimension might do the trick
ron- NO...HAHA...HELP...HEHE...NO!!!
lucky- see he likes it so much he said ''no help''
lucky- ''no mercy''? ok have it your way
ronnie- DON'T YOU DARE!!
*I start to tickle*
ronnie- NOOOO!!
ron- tickle the wolf not me!!
Sergeant gives bad dogs to Lucky to do tickle torture
Hund's Wolf Serum
*I give the serum to Ronnie*
now the transformation
ronnie- what have you done to me?!
lucky- just look at those paws!
lucky- real enough to me
ron- no..hahaha..help!!
ron- I WON'T!
ronnie- jessica my queen. how would you like a new wolf fur coat for your birthday?
roger- yeah i smell female doberman on ya
pits- oh yeah absolutely boss
slasher- you ever been in a fight before, big boy?
slayer- get him the ''growling belly'' cocktail
slasher- to all bad canines world wide
clinks glasses
slayer- yeah and tough guys belch!
Uurrrpp.
There how was that?
diesel- come on wolf try harder
slayer- ah let him go if he can't do it!
Ok ok I’ll try again, but no promises
Hey by any chance you guys don’t have any soda do you?
bt- yes sir. one soda coming up
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp! There, how was that guys?
Diesel- just do it kjd!
I start poking his belly
Wow dude that was amazing nice one!
slayer- lets hit the streets
Diesel- what’s wrong brother?
Ronnie- my son Roger is a trainer! His brothers are in dog jail and he left them there!
diesel- the little backstabber!!
ron- find him and end him!
Meanwhile Roger is hanging out with Chloe and Sophia
Meanwhile Roger is out with Chloe and Sophia having a good time.
sophia- what are you boys doing here?!
slasher- is that anyway to great family?
Killer- oh baby your always part of this family until end of time
killer- easy we'll go
diesel- as soon as we have roger!
slasher- when you're in you're in for life!
diesel- now you wanna go the easy way or duh hard way?!
Killer- then it’s the hard way!
I enter and look around
slayer- yeah pretty cool huh?
diesel- so roger you gonna come with us now or does our new boy have to drag you out?!
Sophia- SON?!
Roger- it’s ok mom I’ll figure a way out I’m not going back I promise.
He kisses her.
Diesel- that’s probably the smartest choice you made yet kid, now off to daddy’s.
Roger- oh no way he’s gonna end me I’m not going there!
roger- they chose their fates!
Diesel- no killer let our brother Ronnie his father take care of him.
Diesel- we don’t like you Roger at all!
Roger- I have those too.
No you don’t stop playing with me move it!
Ronnie- punishment brothers you know what to do!
They tie Roger down and Ronnie pulls out a big chocalite cake with chocolate pudding filling!
Roger- what are you gonna do with that poison dad?!
ronnies brothers hold rogers mouth open
i an et y others ack!
Lease at her ont o is!
Ronnie- wait let him go boys.
Ronnie puts the cake down
roger- i could use some backup
Roger- and if I don’t?
Ronnie- let’s just say I hope you’re hungry when you get back.
Roger- really dad, that was hurtful
roger- can't the wolf come with me at least?
roger- i ain't no failure dad!
Wait, dogs can’t have chocolate it will kill them.
roger- come on wolf lets go get my bro's
Larson- guys I told you Roger wasn’t coming! He betrayed us!
leon- huh who said that
larson- well i'll be! its roger
the boys look out the window at roger who is standing on your back
Leon- yeah where the hell you been?!
Roger it’s complicated but I am here now
roger- COME ON YOUR GUYS START CLIMBING!!
Hang on guys! We got to get out of here!
roger- the guards are coming!
I take off
BANG...BANG!!
Larson- yo why is there a chocalite cake out here, that’s poison to dogs.
leon- the uptown pack?
larson- you mean the mastiffs?
the dogs shudder
larson- shall we smash their place up?
Killer- good idea.
Stan- but dad what if they anbush you and uncle Diesel?
Larson- yeah?!
diesel- your name proceeds you huh bro?
Stan- me neither
Leon- I agree I’m not doing it either it’s to dangerous.
Larson- sorry dad.
larson- this gang don't know about the 4 of us do they dad?
they march down town with purpose
Two Rottweilers guard the front
leon- a table for 4 please gents
1- ya gotta have a to get in here kid!
Both rotties snarl angrily and block their path!
2- we'll see if he know you pups!
2- mr. Lex! We have company at the entrance!
Lex- who is it?
lex- hmm well if their ronnies pack they should know better!
Lex- really, well I’ll be the judge of that.
1- ooh sure thing boss
2- ok pups go on in! and no funny business
2- straight back all the way to the end.
Lex- you look like Ronnie’s boys so he had puppies.
Larson- no sir we don’t know who that is.
the 2 rotties come in
lex-show our guests what we do with rivals around here!
Larson- yo dude we are not part of Ronnie’s gang we don’t know who that is!!
lex-haha sorry but we had to check
1- ronnies gang would never cower in fear like you sissies
leon- haha...yeah i guess not
lex- can't be to careful ya know well come on in, grab a drink
larson- we're here on a mission
leon- yeah but lets at least mingle with the crowd first
rot- you a gambling dog?
roger- yeah something strong...hmm not a bad hand
1- how'd you do that?!
roger- ok guess i'll buy drinks for my boys then
Rott- hey guys something about that pit I do not like
1- smells like a common pit to me
roger- bartender a drink for me and bros
The Rott smells again
luke- yeah .....but you're just deluding yourself bro these pups aren't smart enough to be in ronnies gang
Roger- alright guys now what?
larson- yeah they've been sniffing around
larson- so lets get them drunk so they don't a thing
duke- fine we'll drink with ya but make it something strong
luke- yeah no soda's
Stanley- yeah gross
luke- ah that hits the spot
luke- hic...hmm good stuff this
roger- you call that a belch?
duke- yeah...hic....i'd win
larson- wow he's sloshed already
Luke- na bro I’m good
larson- by morning they won't even know who they are
Roger- dang how much gas they have?
Leon- beer does that to you
leon- how about a card game?
duke- you hic....think we're losers huh?!
Larson- cough- no I did not say that
luke- you...hic...wanna fight kid?!
roger- their drunk to
Roger- what about the leader?
larson- to risky. and weren't we suppose to get rid of him for dad?
leon- poison?
larson- no gin and tonic....of course poison!
they watch as lex is served his poisoned drink
leon- i'll trip the waitress!
Roger- let’s go boys! Run!
duke- we'll stop...hic....them boss
luke- yeah where'd they go?
Duke- uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!
luke- yeah and they...hic....left us with the tab
duke- yeah haha that's ronnie for ya
A mean looking terrier pit bull mix enters.
Bridgette- yes honey?
Lex- it’s payback time you know Ronnie’s gang?
lex- good girl. well i want you to get to know them and when they least suspect it.....(slit throat motion)
Lex- that’s my girl and if you find them take out the ex mate and the daughter.
Bridgette- done!
Meanwhile the boys make it back to their hideout
Ronnie- what happend boys? You took out Lex?
larson- we got his security drunk though
roger- and mad....very mad
ronnie- idiots!
Then there is a knock at the door
the pits open the door
roger- wow hot dog!!
bridgette- same to you hon but i'm actually here to see the hottest pit in town
she looks at ronnie
Bridgette- nice family planning to extend your family?
boys- but dad?
ron- LEAVE!!
Ronnie- so um, do you want a drink?
she licks her lips
ron- in a glass or straight out of the ''bottle''?
Bridgette- straight out of the bottle
ron- wow i wasn't expecting this day to end so well
outside
leon- what will jessica think of this?
Boys- hello mom, back from the dog show?
roger- um he....
leon- well he....went out
Boys- Noooooo! Let’s all go out and grab dinner please?
larson- well its time we did....mom
leon- yeah we need to know more about each other
roger- and what better way then having dinner together
ion sounds come from room
ronnie- oh boy my misses is gonna be so mad but you baby make it worth it!
Brigette- hmm you bad boy you i like my boys bad
She does a nasty grin
Brigette- go for it bad boy
She turns around and presses a button
Brigette- and the last (whispers)
Bridgette gets on her ibone and calls Lex
lex- good work
bridgette- not a sucker in sight
lex- don't blame here old friend i'm the one with scores to settle
his gang surround ronnie
Lex- oh yeah what’s that?!
Ronnie- my brothers are waiting to attack you guys all I have to do is call them.
Lex whistles for his boys
1- you called boss
lex- this mutt just called you golden retrievers
Ronnie- of course I did not mean it. It was a joke guys.
ronnie- Bridgette i really thought we had something special you know
She slobbers her tongue down lex’s neck.
Lex- you really think my girl would cheat on the best gangster dog in town?!
Ronnie- I’m the best!
as the dogs advance the door flies open and ronnies gang along with jessica enter
jessica- if anyone is going to kill ronnie its going to be me!
Ronnie- wow guys you came for me.
His brothers and sons stare at him
Lex- wow the entire family came to save you Ronnie
jessica- don't thank me just yet! i know you flirted with Brigette!
ron- yeah but it wasn't real
Jesica- you forget we are dogs and our hearing is our top feature.
Ronnie- oh
the 2 packs do battle
Bridgette- what the hell is a German shepherd doing with a pit bull?! What is this world coming to?
ronnie- aw honey
jessica- but i'm still gonna kick your ass ron!
Ronnie- Jesica don’t listen to her she’s trying to anger you up so she can be with me! It’s lies!
Bridgette and Jesica do their fight, while the rotties and pits have their fight!
Bridgette- BY THE TIME I'M DONE NOBODY WILL WANT YOU!
The boys continue their fight
he picks up a tranquiliser gun
Lex- let’s make this a personal fight Ronnie
They bite and claw each other
lex's dogs have submitted to ronnies pack
leon- enemy secured boss
Bridgette! You defeat that bitch Jessica?!
But Brigette submitted to Jessica as well
Lex- NO!
jessica- shut it!
ron- well lex looks like we got ya cornered
lex- mortal enemies in a fight to the death
jessica- no that's for me to do!
Jessica- i think I like you Bridgette
Ronnie- JESICA, YOU TRAITOR!!
lex- Bridgette my dear you can't leave me!
Lex- oh yeah? What if I got you pregnant?!
Bridgette- please, the way you hump me you could never get me pregnant.
Lex- what you saying bitch?!
Bridgette and Jessica walk out together
Jessica- you know girl I thought I’d hate your guts butt your ok, want to grab a drink?
bridge- yeah don't you belch?
Bridgette all the time
Jessica- first time for everything I guess
bridge- ah forget about them, its you and me against the world now jess my girl
jessica- these back alleys really need a makeover
Jessica- I think we will work out Bridgette
bridgette- hey trisha the queen of crime just the girl we need
bridge- we're forming a girls only gang
trisha- hey aren't you that fancy show dog from TV?
trisha- you know what? the doggy underground needs a girl gang to bring some class around here ok i'm in bitches!
Jessica- hey there’s a female Doberman coming our way she has a spike collar!
It’s Bonnie!
jessica- yes, we need her!
Bonnie- um…..yes can I help you ladies?
bridge- we could sure use a girl with your talents ms bonnie
Bridgette- yeah you and your gang robbed a bank right?
jessica- honey you're perfect!
trisha- just the girl we need
bonnie- yeah actual work
bridge- and you don't ever dip your paws into the ?
jessica- or the treat display?
jessica- we need you expertise
jessica- its to strict. i just wanna let my fur down and be a bad bitch
The others howl in cheer
Bridgette- wait what about that other female in your gang we could surely use her to.
jessica- oh really?
holds up old newspaper ''DOGS ROB MUSEUM''
trisha- so lets find some ''cheese''
bonnie- the city bank
bon- hi girls hey ma can we bark for a minute?
Bonnie- your girls are cute, you have boys?
trisha- so bonnie, you with us?
Ma- can’t got a family now you should have done this before I found someone and had puppies
jessica- yeah you're the best
jessica- we're gonna need a trained attack dog when we do our big heist next week
bridge- the city bank with one way in and one way out
trisha- for humans maybe but there's a vent that goes direct to the vault!
Ma- what about me?
Luna- big fan of yours Bonnie, my mom talks about you all the time
trisha- operation bust!
Trisha- she’ll be here Sunday we will go over it with her.
bridge- ok the vent is clear from the outside
trisha- guards on the doors
jessica- they may be in the vault to, its risky
bonnie- lets do this!
ma- what took y'all so long? while you've been chatting out here i've been shorting out the cctv camera's come on we've got 30 mins before there back online
Ma- well I had to sneak out the kids were still asleep
trisha- with brute force!
she bites, snarls and pulls at the cover
trisha- ugh this is tight why did i eat those doughnuts?
The girls giggle
Trisha- ha ha very funny Doberman.
Brigette- whoa whoa slow your road girl first we got to complete this heist successfully
trisha- you can crack codes?
bon- no, but i did bring some dynamite
Bonnie- oh right I forgot our hearing is stronger than humans
bon- shh i can't hear the lock
bridgette- gosh this door is heavy
jessica- someone's coming!
1- see anything?
2- no eyes on anything sir.
He walks around double checking
ma- just like the old days
ma- keep your traps shut and i won't!
she pins them both down
ma- GIRLS, GRAB THE CASH AND LETS GO!!
Guard- wait I know you, your that Doberman from that gang of Dobermans!
2- biting security guards?
Guard- this won’t end well for you dogs you know that don’t you?
they make their escape
ma- later boys
bon- now to divide up the spoils equally
Then Na’s collar rings it’s her daughter Luna
Luna- mom where are you, Anna and I are waiting for you at the dog park
luna- mom are you up to no good again?
Ma- hey girls sorry I’m late
Luna- oh did I say your name, I meant mom
Ma- you want your left ear torn to Luna?!
Luna- Noooooo!
Anna- oh really, then why are you wearing your old spike collar?
luna- why do you have a metal smell to you?
Anna- but dogs can’t lift items so doesn’t explain the smell.
Ma- why are you girls questioning your own mother?!
Luna- we are just worried about you mom that’s all
CITY BANK ROBBERY! MILLIONS STOLEN
both- mom, do you know anything about this?
anna-no way!
Anna- ok ok fine here!
Luna shows her torn ear
Luna- yeah you’re doing a good job at that.
Ma- you deserved that when I found you at the airport with stolen money.
ma- nah you're a chip of the old block kid
Ma- ok fine I have ed a little to you ok your right we are alike like mother like daughter
Luna- you know mom I get comments about my ear, saying I look tough and strong and would protect her mate. And I met another Doberman with a torn ear like me and we kinda connected.
Ma- oh really?
luna- rico baby
rico- i missed you
luna- hehe oh you
rico- you will have all the fun you want my precious
Luna- so you approve mom?
rico- senorita speak my language
Luna- whoa mom I diddnt know you could speak apanish
ma- gracias senor
Luna- ok what is happening here?!
luna-so i see!
Rico- yeah, women
rico- your body is so curvy an sexy baby
Rico- what you mean?
Luna- you know what I mean
Rico- oh no my lady you all good
1- oh boy is she hot!
2- man she's totally outta your league
1- wow even her voice is hot!
ma- oh yeah, what's your name sport?
Ma- well ok Buster you like it ruff, let’s see if you can handle it.
buster- oh...yes ma'am
Ma- ok then let’s do it then.
Lab- is something wrong?
lab- oh you're scared of having mixed pups?
lab- dobie butts are sexy
lab- oh i see they do those things for dogs now huh?
lab- you shall have it cutie POW..POW...POW!!
She starts clinching her claws
lab- its hard not to be when we're with a lovely lady
Lab- yeah don’t do that now
Meanwhile
Luna- where is my mother Rico?
luna- oh mother
Ma and the lab walk up and see Luna and Rico.
Luna- mom please tell me you had doggy protection on?!
lab- your mom is so hot!
lab- i'm not?
ma- nope
lab- oh maybe i should have mentioned that