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Spoiler alert: it doesn't really matter how he answers.
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"Good!"
Oh, who am I kidding, she's just as likely to pack him down if she was hungry enough regardless of what he says.
Girlfriend: :)
Bridget: “Two for one it is!”
Girlfriend: :(
Not sure what the boyfriend is complaining about, he’s likely only gonna be separated from his girlfriend for about 30 seconds. XD
And yeah, he's going to be very close to her very soon. ^^
Answer: "No."
Result: Predator eats your girlfriend.
Answer: "Yes."
Result: Predator eats you and your girlfriend.
Answer: "No. Slayer called dibs."
Result: Predator starts looking around for Slayer, who may or may not be present at the time, and who may or may not exist.
I did almost say "the Gruffalo called dibs", but that almost blew up in the mouse's face every time since his would-be predators didn't fear said monster until after it had been described to them. The more followup questions are asked, the greater the chances are that your bluff will fall apart, so it's best to get that "apex predator" vibe out there as soon as possible.
"The Gruffalo called dibs."
"What's a Gruffalo?"
"Ummmm-" *nommed*
"Slayer called dibs."
"Who is Slayer?"
"He's not here yet. You'll know him when you see him."
That said, she's out of arms reach. If she's smart she can be out the door while her snack of a boyfriend distracts Bridget.
Won't help...but at least there might be a thick layer of food between boyfriend and herself when Bridget finally tracks her back home :p.